I AM KID HODL

I am a foul-mouthed degenerate crypto trader.

This is my manifesto.

I am the KING of diamond hands.
I am the most undervalued GEM.
I am the FOREVER meme.
I am the meme of all memes.
I am not the trend.
I am not a derivative.
I am not a fork.
I am not the rug pull.
I am not made as a joke.
I am REAL.
I am him.

I survived your predecessors and I will survive you.
I dont do it for the money. I do it for the freedom.
I dont do it for your admiration. I do it for the legacy.
I help my family. I help my friends. I help society.

I tell them whats coming. I tell them what I know to be true.
I am not a narcissistic open mouth sex doll Youtube thumbnail.
I am not a podcaster selling you ballsack trimmers.
I am not a politician that lies to your face while they steal your childrens future.
I am not bought for and paid off.
I am not a private sale dumping on the public.
I do not rent yachts.
I do not borrow lambos.

I stack.
I stack hard.
I stack every gain from fiat into crypto.
If I 10x a shitcoin, I buy more crypto.
If I 100x a shitcoin, I buy more crypto.
If I 1000x a shitcoin, I buy more crypto.
Crypto IS the exit strategy.
And I am just the MESSENGER.

I am inviting you to come along for the RiDE.
I am aiming for the MOON, kid!
I am advising you not to listen to the normies.
They dont get it. But YOU do.
We are the EARLY adopters.
We are on the precipice of life-changing times.

They call me LUCKY and soon they will call you too.
Become part of this MOVEMENT that will change everything.
And let's spread this message.
I am not fucking selling.
Let's fucking meme!

-- Kid HODL --

Is the United States playing Bitcoin chess?

Imagine you are the one in control, and you are aware that the reign of the dollar is coming to an end. A tidal wave of worldwide debt is looming on the horizon, and it is heading straight for you.

But what do you do? Just wait for the tsunami to arrive? No.

You allow the debt to snowball, accelerating into everything all at once, and then you execute your carefully crafted exit scam into the next global reserve asset before the world catches on.

But how do you execute this master plan?

THEIR PLAN:

1. Flood world with dollars. Ignite inflation.
2. Jack up interest rates. Trapping Europe, China and other debt laden countries.
3. Provoke wars. Distract the masses. Divide the people over race, sex, class, gender, politics, and religion. Emotional people are easier to control. Direct the boomers through legacy media and direct the youth via social media.
4. Blow up the crypto ponzis. Take over exchanges. Arrest the autistic kid. Make it a spectacle. Scare everyone away from crypto. Drive Bitcoin prices as low as possible.
5. Accumulate in the shadows. Dont tell anyone what you are doing or it will be a free for all. Maintain at least a mild sense of control by monetizing problems. Keep people in a suspended state of anxiety but do not let them burn too much down.
6. While people are distracted, pull a sudden 180 on Bitcoin and silently get 1% to 3% of every boomer retirement portfolio into Bitcoin through the Blackrock ETFs. Start preaching this "conservative" policy to the suits. Wall street begins to siphon off world Bitcoin supply from centralized crypto exchanges. Everyone has a price and they will sell all the way up.
7. Wall street piles in. Pension funds pile in. Corporate treasuries pile in. The message is insurance. "It's like digital gold. Just buy some they say."
8. The USA must monetize its debt by printing more dollars. Inflation rises again. People who own assets feel richer. They think everything is fine. This is fine. What is your problem? People can barely afford rent. People can barely afford groceries. People cry in the front seat of their cars about how expensive everything is. They share their emotions on social media and the algorithms pick these up and spread like a viral sickness. Its contagious.
9. People who dont own anything become poorer. The anger rises further distracting the masses from the moving parts going on behind behind the scenes. They blame the politicians. They blame the left. They blame the right. They blame other countries. They blame everyone except you. The wizard.
10. Over the coming years, BTC grinds up to $10M+ and US sovereign debt trends toward zero. The BTC price doesn't go up in a straight line. Its' PERFECT inelastic supply violently shakes the tree all the way up. People continue to say its a scam. They avoid it. They dont understand it and they dont need to.
11. US entities start to become protected from the accelerating currency debasement via their newly assigned Bitcoin portfolio insurance. The 1% to 3% allocations begin to rise to larger portions of portfolios. Acquire or die.
12. Small nation states that were laughed at for years for accumulating Bitcoin now begin to become financial hubs of the world.
13. BTC forces fiscal responsibility onto US Federal government, parasitic politicians die out (Afuera!), and US returns focus to building out infrastructure. AI, robotics, manufacturing.
14. The pendulum swings away from wokeness and the US returns to founding ideals. Freedom of speech, religion, press, etc. "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness". A new world order. A great reset.
15. BTC becomes the new global reserve asset, with the majority held by US entities. People still dont understand Bitcoin. They cant afford it anyways. The ones that did now control policy.
16. Stock market indexes become a thing of the past. Corporations now hold their profits in Bitcoin so holding any amount of Bitcoin simply becomes a diversified index of the entire energy store of the market. Of the world.
17. Small federal government, minimal foreign intervention (once upon a time the default stance of Americans). We enter a libertarian wet dream.
18. A.I. advances unlock abundant energy, clean water, medical advances, longer life, etc.
19. US exports abundance to the rest of the world. A covert utopia. Conflict over resources become a thing of the past. Wars end. People unite.
20. Bitcoin becomes the reserve currency of the machine economy.
21. Prices of everything fall, Bitcoin purchasing power rises, humanity thrives.

Imagine for a second that this story has even a small chance of playing out.

If you're a competitor nation state, do you wait around to find out, or do you start stacking BTC immediately now that you see BlackRock going full-tilt into it?

We could be in the early stages of a global Bitcoin stack-off that leads to hyper-Bitcoinization.

Nations would NOT be stacking for gains. They would be stacking to insure their wealth against the scenario outlined above. Which means they will NOT care about price or cycles.

They only care about exposure to the finite 21 million coins.

REMINDER: They are all armed with money printers. Printer go BRRRR!!!

And the first one to print their currency to buy Bitcoin gains the biggest advantage. Which means things could get really weird, really fast. War is no longer faught with missiles and nukes. It's a race to debase.

The game is to shake you out no matter the cost. All boats go up with the tide. Storms come and storms pass. Some boats will sink. Some boats will turn into yachts.

Some people will become maxis and be fine with that while others will shitcoin grind their way to more allocations.

What are you going to do?

I know what I am doing.

-- Kid HODL --

"My goal is to make myself the forever meme. I can say anything. I know the trends and I will hijack them all. Now and forever. You know the drill. Get famous. Get listed. Spread the manifesto. Spread the memes. Higher highs and higher lows forever until all fiat currencies go to infinity. Bitcoin becomes the new world reserve asset. Memes become the people's currency. This wont happen overnight. You have time. Chill. And have fun. All shitcoins go up with the tide and all fiat currencies trend to ZERO. Choose your army. I am not going anywhere. I plan on adding more and more funny things to my soundboard and eventually migrating to trading and life lessons on Youtube."
- Kid HODL

1. Create a WALLET with Phantom.
2. Buy $SOL in your phantom wallet OR deposit $SOL in to your wallet from any crypto exchange.
3. SWAP $SOL for $KID on Raydium by connecting your Phantom wallet. Link: TODO. Make sure you have the correct contract for $KID. Double check. Avoid scams. Contract ID: TODO.
4. That's it. Go spread some memes.

I decided to build the largest and funniest crypto soundboard in this space.
(Click the pink buttons below. I am hilarious)
Follow me on Twitter to know when I post new ones.

1. Make a meme using my image OR make your own using AI prompt "trader kid with pink hat that looks like 80s video game character". Be creative. I beleive in you unlike your dad.
2. Share my audio shorts on Twitter(X), Youtube, TikTok, Instagram. I am handing you the starter kit. This is so easy even Joe Biden could do it. You got this.
3. Share your meme on Twitter(X) and tag me with any of these: @KidHODL $KID #KidHODL
4. If I like your meme, I will record myself saying it and post it on this website and give you a shoutout to your Twitter(X) handle. Let's go boys!
5. Use my soundboard below in your trading and chat rooms because its fucking funny.

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